"you can’t ship them they hate each other"

rickenstark:

even better

(Source: rickenstark)

persassyqueen:

When i win a argument between my mom and i

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

image

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

lilyjanescollins:

if leo gets the oscar tumblr will break